Active Get the Cookie

[Zapy97]

I grab a table leg and bludgeon you with it for you arrogance.

My Cookie.

 

[Requiem]

cookie

 

[Chickenspleen]

cook

 

[Zapy97]

I hit you in the face with my Trusty Frying pan.

My Cookie.

 

[Chickenspleen]

I steal your frying pan and burn the cookie beyond recognition.

My ... cookie?

 

[Colonel Thunder]

I open Photoshop and use the Dodge tool to un-burn the cookie.

My cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I roast you and the cookie with my flamethrower and bake a new cookie out of the ashes.

My Cookie.

 

[Cat_]

I roast you and the cookie with my flamethrower and bake a new cookie out of the ashes.

My Cookie.

But suddenly we are in alien isolation, I am the alien and you run out of flamethrower fuel.

My Cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

And the You realize that I am MEGATRON, Thus I step on you and take the cookie.

MEIN COOKIE!

 

[adorablemuffin]

I punch you in the face and you run away crying like the baby you are.

My. Goddamn. Cookie.

 

[Cat_]

I like your post, and you feel nice so you hand me the cookie.

My cookie.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

No, my cookie.

My cookie.

 

[Tirin]

I reach back into the past and steal the cookie that Zapy scorched and baked the new cookie out of. Much more pure.

My cookie.

 

[Chickenspleen]

You accidentally kill your grandfather on the way back. Due to time mumbo jumbo, there never was a cookie in the first place.

My whatever you people are fighting over.

 

[Tirin]

I tear open a portal in time and fling Chickenspleen into the future, where my teal is law. Now the fools seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Tirin.

I snag another cookie from a nearby bakery. My cookie.

 

[Zircom]

i get canceled

my cookie.

 

[Firedemon]

OH MY GOD ZIRCOM IS FIREFLY

My cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

Me and an Army of Zapy97's jump out of a portal from the Zapiverse, GUNS BLAZING, FIREWORKS EXPLODING, ZAP-22s FLYING OVER HEAD! After a short inhalation I plant the flag of Zap and take the Cookie.

My Cookie.

 

[coolpool2]

I lock you in a freezer.
My Cookie.

 

[Zapy97]

I get out a spoon and open up a thing of cookie dough Ice cream that was in the freezer.

My happiness/cookie dough Ice cream.