Mach Entertainment Situation Room

[The Hound]

Walrus is more concerned with the terrorist than the safety of this forum, something smells fishy... and it's definitely Walrus.

 

[Walrus]

Status update - No activity from Vance for ~96 hours. The pizza is already cold. I repeat: The pizza is cold.

 

[Requiem]

knew he wouldn't do it

@Vance Landow, no balls

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Well, since he's gone I'll just go in and defuse the bomb..

 

[Tirin]

Well, since he's gone I'll just go in and defuse the bomb..

We can't let a terrorist threat like that go unpunished. You're under arrest, TC.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

B-but I thought you told me to go in and take care of the...wait, how come you're not arresting Vance! He's the real terrorist!

P-please, I don't need a second court case!

 

[Tirin]

Forum court is civil. This, right here, is a criminal action of degenerate and terrible proportions. You're gonna go away for a long time.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

I...I plead the third!

 

[The Hound]

I...I plead the third!

You refuse to take in soldiers during peacetime? I don't blame you but I have a hard time imagining the significance of that at the moment.

 

[W1LG3RtheCyan]

Alrighty then...

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Awfully convenient that Wilger shows up when the danger is over...hm...

 

[Vance Landow]

i didn't even do it

 

[Colonel Thunder]

i didn't even do it

WILGER WAS THE MASTERMIND THE WHOLE TIME!

 

[The Hound]

I wasn't aware it was a car bomb.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Dangit Bob, we had a streak of not making that joke!

Wilger, we love you and you are a valued part of this community.

 

[W1LG3RtheCyan]

I love you guys!