Ended Shizno's Bizarre Mafia Game: Town Win - Holy Diver

[Lotus]

I think this is our chance to kill the SK while he's distracted. Lynch Tim.

 

[Dunsparce]

Thunderclaw v Firedemon
Tirin v Easy
Tim v Lotus

This forum is just full of rivals. I think it's high time I get a rival of my own!

 

[Tirin]

You can get... Rondait, maybe? He's really the only one shitty enough for it to work.

My sweet d10 RNG lynch hit Coolpool, so Lynch Coolpool while I'm waiting for someone to be scum af.

 

[Lotus]

Tim is not my rival, he is the town's rival, because he is and always will be the SK.

 

[Rondait]

Eh, my rival kind of used to be Whitetiger a few years ago due to the PML and while that's subsided and hasn't been mentioned since we move from Urealms I'm going to go ahead and stick with that for the sake of not having to rival Dunsparce.

My d10 hit Tag, so Lynch Tag.

 

[rayeon]

I rolled town so I'm gonna Lynch Tirin so mafia don't get an easy game.

 

[Shizno]

Lynches - 6 to lynch
Lotus (1) - Tim
Tim (1) - Lotus
Coolpool (1) - Tirin
Tag Ross (1) - Rondait
Tirin (1) - Rayeon

 

[Shizno]

Also, speaking of rivals, I miss Regis...

 

[Whitetiger]

I'll Lynch Dunsparce so he gets to feel included

 

[Tirin]

I rolled town so I'm gonna Lynch Tirin so mafia don't get an easy game.

They've already got an easy game if your dumb ass is town.

 

[coolpool2]

So is everyone just lynching their rivals now? Is this what is happening?

 

[Tirin]

Please, neither the scrub I'm lynching nor the scrub lynching me are anything resembling a rival of mine.

 

[Shizno]

Lynches - 6 to lynch
Lotus (1) - Tim
Tim (1) - Lotus
Coolpool (1) - Tirin
Tag Ross (1) - Rondait
Tirin (1) - Rayeon
Dunsparce (1) - Whitetiger

Man, y'all mother fuckers best get a move on.

 

[Tirin]

Fuck it, I'm gonna Unlynch Coolpool and Lynch rayeon. Dude fuckin' sucks.

 

[coolpool2]

Well if you just day 1 lynch him he won't get any better.

 

[Tirin]

My objective is to win this game for town, not make other people better at the game (no matter how much they need it). As of this moment I've got nothing else to lynch someone over, he's got his lynch on me, and I'm no fan of him anyways, so I couldn't care less.

 

[Lotus]

Well if you just day 1 lynch him he won't get any better.

If you give him permission to be stupid Day 1 by not lynching him for being stupid, we'll just be training him to be stupid.

Tirin's reasoning sounds pretty sound. I'll switch my lynch.

Lynch Rayeon for science!

 

[Steal Thy Kill]

Oh hey guys, sorry I've been awol so far. I've been going from working to drinking without much time in-between the past few days, so I hope I didn't miss too much... oh wait it's Day 1 so it's just figuring out who Tirin's picking a fight with this game.

 

[coolpool2]

Well he has a really bad track record so far. So I can't really blame you.

 

[Rondait]

I thought this was his first game for some reason, what have i missed then?