State of the Forum Address

[Firedemon]

inb4 it starts raining blood

 

[Tirin]

It'll be worse when the culling begins.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Wait a second, we haven't had 2016 elections yet..

 

[Tirin]

Don't worry, they won't be necessary.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

I'm uh, I'm pretty sure we didn't hold a 2015 election either...weren't we supposed to do that too?

 

[Chickenspleen]

Let's just hold two elections in quick succession.

 

[Steal Thy Kill]

Wait a second, we haven't had 2016 elections yet..

Y'know, we'll be okay. I don't think 2016 is a great year for elections.

 

[The Hound]

Wait this could actually be the year a totally unqualified hate spewing bad haircut guy like me could win. We must have an election so we can build a wall to keep Tag out.

 

[Requiem]

This might be interesting in light of the current political landscape.

 

[Firedemon]

Tirin couldn't even follow through on his oppression of political dissidents.

Cutiepool would follow through on his threats, because he's the dopest flyest OG to ever live. But he's cute, so he won't threaten anyone.

 

[Tirin]

It's not that I couldn't follow through, it's that I chose not to.

Then again - campaign season is the best time, no? I should start with you.

 

[Pony Slaystation]

I vote for me and so should you. A vote for Pony is a vote for

 

[Requiem]

Holy shit, the man, the myth, the legend.

 

[Lumpy]

You seem to choose not to do a lot of things, Tirin.

 

[Easy]

I vote for me and so should you. A vote for Pony is a vote for

Now, I know what you're all thinking: "Is Pony even eligible to vote and hold office, and therefore a viable candidate to begin with?"

And the answer to that is: Yes. Yes, he is.

 

[Tirin]

You seem to choose not to do a lot of things, Tirin.

That's life. Choosing to do one thing with your time implies you choose not to do something else with that time.