Nice job Req. You're doing great.
You are Anatron, the Mafia AFK!
You are Anatron, and your inactivity is what made such an easy win for the mafia in the last game! Thanks!
During each day phase, you can only post after all living players have already posted.
And I don't know act like Anatron or something.
You win if all members of the Town are defeated.
I agree! That's pretty fucking retarded garbage.Lynch Andy for his fucking retarded garbage.
don't degrade your mother like that CUCKMost of your loads probably end up in body pillows, you fuckman.
You are Coolpool, the Town OG Weeaboo!
You are Coolpool, the original gangster! Despite liking a bunch of anime shit and being extremely mild-mannered, you are a total gangster! If anybody targets you during the night, you'll cap that motherfucker! Unless the guy with the Tirin role targets you. He thinks this meme is lame and won't buy into it, even if you shoot him.
You win if all members of the Mafia Circlejerk are defeated.
Also you have to post some weeb shit every day. Or, I don't know, do a coolpool impression. Get some laughs, y'know?
You are Tirin, the Mafia Aggro!
You must be extremely aggressive and, I don't know, channel your inner Tirin for some keks.
You win if all members of the Town are killed.
(HIDDEN: In reality, you win if you are voted by your peers as more aggressive than the Mafia Antagonist. This aspect of both your roles will remain hidden until the game is over.)
You are Requiem, the Mafia Needless Commentator!
Have you ever wanted to come close to shit-posting without picking up old habits and turning gay? Here's your chance!
As Req, it's your job to make a comment on every post that happens during the day or night. These comments must be pretty empty of genuine content, and mostly stick to light-hearted encouragement or "aw darn it" kind of stuff.
You win if you get lynched!
You are Shizno, the Mafia Potato!
You are Shizno, a player that made a mafia victory so easy last game!
Your role is to do nothing but agree with things that others have already posted. Thou shalt offer no indication of original thought or contribution whatsoever.
While I encourage you to consult your Mafia peers, it is ultimately up to you who the mafia kills each night.
You win if all members of the Town are defeated and you eat some yummy snacks!
You are Dunsparce, the Mafia Antagonist!
You must be extremely antagonistic the entire game. Channel your inner Dunsparce, just don't make an alt account and think it's funny to make jokes with it years later. That gag is deader than a Texas fireplace.
You win if all members of the Town are killed.
(HIDDEN: In reality, you win if you are voted by your peers as more aggressive than the Mafia Aggro. This aspect of both your roles will remain hidden until the game is over.)
+3 bonus points to Dunsparce for the great opening in this post, as well as being the one to realize TC is a player, thereby causing a different lynch and extending the game beyond Day 1.Hey guys, sorry I haven't been more active. I recently started attending college to get my degree in not sucking dick at mafia, and the internet here is a little sporadic, so I won't be contributing too much.
So far, my read on Andy is that he's more valuable to the town alive than dead. No, I won't qualify that in any particular way.
As for everyone else, the only one I find particularly suspicious so far is TC. His contributions have been meaningful, but non-committal. It's like he's trying to stir up competing factions against each other, while diverting attention from himself. Admittedly, this is more a third party play than a scum play, but with little else to go off of, I say Lynch TC.
+8 points to Andy for the commitment to his role and quality humor throughout!View attachment 548 photo of me on my last holiday with the prime suspects.
hope you boys have stretched out your knee caps because they are fucking GONE
+10 bonus points to Anatron because this post had me rolling.Lynch Andyman
I can’t tell much about his role but I’m afraid of narratives I can’t control.
Yeah, lay it on a little thicker. I've gotta admit I laughed when I saw the size of the mafia chat, though.I apologize for not balancing the game properly. In retrospect, maybe the mafia was a little strong. I'm sure if the town had one more player it would have been totally balanced.