Conclusion Part 2
Everyone at City Hall cheered Easy for throwing the bomb away. Except for Dunsparce and Coolpool, who were just getting up and very cross.
Ro3 pointed through the hole in the roof and yipped, for several objects were falling towards them.
Several tables, and many many dishes of gourmet food and drink fell through the gap in the roof - as if tossed from an explosion. With time-power shenanigans, Tirin caught them all before they hit the ground and arranged them nicely, creating a banquet fit for kings.
Immediately after, Tirin scrambled to catch dozens of neatly wrapped gifts falling through the roof. (For some reason they were all marked 'To: Stealthy' but Tirin certainly didn't care.)
Every forumer cheered Tirin and cheered Easy, and they cheered the hippo. Chicken questioned how the physics of all that worked out, but they ignored him.
Just as Coolpool got back up, Walrus fell through the hole in the roof and landed on top of him. His clothes were burnt and he looked terrible. Every forumer turned towards food and gifts at this time, and so they failed to notice Walrus. Or else (just this once) they would have cheered him too, for putting on such an event. But he still joined them and enjoyed the mood.
There was a large crash outside, as a huge chunk of someone's mansion landed outside City Hall. It was the size of a normal house, only very clearly just a few rooms that used to be part of a much larger house. Requiem skipped for joy as he began moving into his new home, seemingly delivered to him by the gods.
Everyone began laughing and drinking, and having a great time. Except Recon and Artist, who desperately tried to get everyone's attention to donate money, but the sheer noise of friendship and celebration drowned them out.
Everyone opened gifts and received surprisingly lavish presents inside. TC got a jetpack (which broke immediately), Zircom got a unicorn (which magically cured his Aspergers), Andy and Maretocks got a lighter sentence, and Bob got nothing because he's Jewish and doesn't get shit for Christmas. Everyone else got something cool though.
"Man, this sucks!" says Artist, walking outside City Hall with Recon. "Nobody donated anything. And this event cost us a ton of money."
"At least everyone's enjoying themselves," says Recon. "But yeah, it will take us a while to pay off the server costs. We might have to take another loan from Stealthy."
"Speak of the devil," says Artist. "Stealthy...what happened!?"
Stealthy, burnt bruised and bleeding, stands before Recon and Artist with murder in his eyes.
"You two!" points Stealthy angrily. "Your stupid event led to half my mansion being blown up!"
"W-what?" says Recon. "Oh no, the bomb! Stealthy, we had no ide-"
Stealthy slaps both of them so hard they fall into the snow.
"To pay off the damages to my home and property," says Stealthy through gritted teeth. "You two...are going to be paying me back....forever!"
"Awww mannnnn," say Artist and Recon in unison as Stealthy storms off, muttering under his breath.
Back inside, Jeroth rejoins the party amidst much cheer, and he brings LM with him, whom everyone is excited to see. Eventually 13th calmed down enough to come by and enjoy some mafia games with everyone, and he had a lot of fun with the 'Cop' role. His spirits improved quickly. Tirin got drunk, Coolpool spiked the punch, Ro3 led a conga line, Shadow memed so hard that even Recon laughed at it, and Kratour made an appearance as well, and the forum had a grand evening. It was truly a Christmas to remember.
THE END