Ended A Very Simple CYOA

[Colonel Thunder]

Who are we going to play as?

-Requiem
-The Hound
-Dunsparce

 

[Tolvan]

Dunsparce.

 

[Dunsparce]

Well that was a pretty good CYOA. A little short, but I think some good choices were made along the way. Too bad it's already over.

 

[Requiem]

I wanna pick me, but let's go with Dunsparce.

 

[Frilzer]

This decision is too hard, so I won't pick anything so nothing happens.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Thank you Req and Frilzer for not allowing Dunsparce to be both smug and correct.

You chose Dunsparce!

Dunsparce walks out of his house in the morning.

"Hm," says Dunsparce. "I feel like being a wet blanket today. Who's day should I try to dampen?"


-Tolvan
-Null
-Tirin

 

[Tolvan]

Tirin.

 

[Frilzer]

Null

 

[Null Hypothesis]

Tirin

 

[Colonel Thunder]

"I'll try to ruin Tirin's day!" says Dunsparce, and he began walking towards Wolfy's Diner.

...

Tirin sits at a booth in Wolfy's diner. He ordered cake and it's not ready yet, which makes him grumpy. Dunsparce walks into the diner and looks at Tirin.

What does Dunsparce do?

-sabotage Tirin's cake
-sit down next to Tirin and talk about philosophy and politics
-just stare awkwardly

 

[Null Hypothesis]

Talk philosophy and politics, best way to piss someone off.

 

[Frilzer]

Stare awkwardly

 

[coolpool2]

Stare awkwardly

 

[Chickenspleen]

Mess with that cake!

 

[Dunsparce]

"Hey Tirin. Did you know that the holocaust was actually a roller coaster called the holocoaster?"

 

[Tolvan]

Philosophy and politics.

 

[Tirin]

Hah, ruining my day with philosophy and politics.

 

[Requiem]

Tirin would love talking about a Holocoaster, what are you talking about?

Just stare awkwardly, but like, get in really deep. Like nose to nose, mouth to mouth, dick to dick.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Tiebreaker between philosophy/politics and staring. Next poster decides which one, regardless of whether they've already voted or not.

 

[Dunsparce]

Philosophy n Polidicks.

The holocoaster didn't happen.