You are in a nondescript white room. There is nothing in the room save a large desk, also white, and two white stools on either side of the desk. You sit in one of the chairs, or you would if you were a corporeal being and not a shameless plot device to decide how the story begins. A pale man in a white suit sits on the opposite side of the desk. He is writing something on a clipboard while a pot of coffee brews. Briefly, he looks up from his work to acknowledge you.
"Looks like it's about done. Do you want your coffee now, or should I let it sit for a bit?"
-Get coffee now
-Wait for coffee
"Looks like it's about done. Do you want your coffee now, or should I let it sit for a bit?"
-Get coffee now
-Wait for coffee