Ready an arrow and shoot at his face.
Can't you make one?I think I'll go buy a two handed sword and go hunt down this chicken rapist.
Good, point I buy the supplies and rent a blacksmith shop. I use it to forge a two handed sword to hunt the chicken rapist.Can't you make one?
You turn this Satanic hellscape into a quaint little shop. You are already attracting a lot of attention from hipsters and old people.I make sure the conditions are good for the seeds to grow then meditate to improve my mental fortitude for no reason whatsoever. Then I lovingly clean up the shop, dolls and work out some better lighting. I also make a note in the back of my head to check out puppeteer magic sometime. Totally not satanic, but standard balanced doll magic.
You hit the guy right in the eye. He falls to the ground and clutches his face.Ready an arrow and shoot at his face.
You craft yourself a fine looking blade and head out to look for the dreaded fowl befouler. The townspeople tell you to look in one of the town's many chicken farms. He's always hiding out in chicken coops and waiting for the sun to go down.Good, point I buy the supplies and rent a blacksmith shop. I use it to forge a two handed sword to hunt the chicken rapist.
"Well, you see, I have a brother Fred who lives with my family. Fred's in a bit of hot water right now, and we're worried about his safety. You look like a man who can handle yourself. I need you to impersonate him until the problem goes away. Doesn't sound too bad, now does it?"I ask the kindly old farmer what the task is
You buy several Bowel Devastators and drink until you feel a significant buzz. You hear talk of a great tournament in the Imperial City. Maybe a strong warrior like yourself would be interested in that kind of action. You are approached by an Angel-looking fellow and some drunk dude. You can tell from a single glance that they're totally into each other.I go to the local tavern toget drunktalk to people about adventuring (and get drunk).
Attracted by the powerful teal glow, you approach the intimidating figure at the bar scarfing down Bowel Devastators. You can tell from a glance that he's totally into the act of consuming alcohol."I am an angel. Thank you for remembering my forum lore. And damn, you got a perty mouf."
I carry TC over my shoulders and go look for Tirin who is asking about adventuring and getting drunk only a few feet away from me.
NO NO NO"Well, I'll do it, but..."
"I'll need a mackerel. And I'm gonna need it upfront before I can do this. Preferably raw, by the way."
You fire another arrow at the man, but he just barely blocks it with his sword. The man spits out blood and forces himself into a standing position. He throws down his sword.Take his bad eye too.
"You drive a hard bargain, son, but all right.""Well, I'll do it, but..."
"I'll need a mackerel. And I'm gonna need it upfront before I can do this. Preferably raw, by the way."
You become an adept puppetsmith. Your skills are renowned for miles around. One day you receive a commission to do a puppet show for the mayor himself.I meditate on what I've learned. Then I continue to maintain the shop and practice making puppets and doll and doll accessories. In my spare time I try and read up on puppeteer magic to perform magical puppet shows.
In one coop you find a man dressed as a chicken. He waves you away.I begin systematically checking every chicken coop. making sure to check for extra distress in to local chicken population possibly giving away the location of the culprit.
Dramatic music seems to play as your quest for the Imperial City has begun. Before you leave, are there any loose ends in town you want to tie up?"Yeah, let's do it. I spent all of the gold the GM gave me though, so we'll probably have to steal more or sell our bodies in order to live from day to day once you guys run out of money, but for now, let's get on the road to Imperial City!"