Forumer Chat Thread

[AndyM03]

Slow your horses, bro. It's not Christmas yet.

man you gotta love TIME ZONES

It probably ain't even cold down there. Aussies do everything weird.

It's hot as fuck I don't even have any cold beers in the fridge because i'm poor rn.

Got a nice watch for my girlfriend for Christmas, was trying to get a family members employee discount but things didn't work out so I resigned myself to paying the full $300. However when I got there they had an unadvertised 30% off on anyway so it was a bloody bargain.

 

[The Hound]

Sounds like you spent your money poorly if you have no beer but an expensive watch. Though a happy girlfriend means you don't need as much beer.

 

[AndyM03]

Sounds like you spent your money poorly if you have no beer but an expensive watch.

It was a tough call to make.

 

[Firedemon]

It's hot as fuck I don't even have any cold beers in the fridge because i'm poor rn.

Bro, I got too many cold brewskis in my fridge. How far is Australia from Texas? Can't be too far if you ride in a kangaroo pouch over here.

 

[Steal Thy Kill]

Bro, I got too many cold brewskis in my fridge. How far is Australia from Texas? Can't be too far if you ride in a kangaroo pouch over here.

Bro, I got too many cold brewskis in my fridge.

too many cold brewskis

too many

...

 

[Firedemon]

Let me rephrase that.

The quantity of beer in my fridge currently exceeds the quantity of beer I can feasibly consume before I need that beer to be gone. In other words, I've flown too close to the sun.

 

[Easy]

In other words, I've flown too close to the sun.

Sounds like somebody could use a cold brewski.

 

[Zircom]

It probably ain't even cold down there. Aussies do everything weird.

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[Firedemon]

I didn't say Texas weather wasn't ridiculous af.

 

[Tirin]

♪I'm never gonna dance again, these guilty feet have got no rhythm... though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool...♪

Rest in peace, George Michael. There is no comfort in the truth; pain is all we'll find.

 

[Chickenspleen]

I swear to god, this freaking year...

 

[Easy]

 

[Firedemon]

How I feel about 2016 at this point

 

[AndyM03]

Oi not fair cunts, youse still have a respectable amount of Ozone layer left. Our heat burns in more fun, delightful and cancerous ways.
and our forecast was hotter so got you on the average bruv.

Immediately after hearing the news I went straight to my favourite video,

RIP

 

[The Hound]

So I was browsing Imgur and I think I might have run into a forumer.

Is that you @Warthermair getting hyped for Phil the Malamute? Or is that someone else with your name getting hyped?

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Oh man, how did you figure out I'm snorthupsmith?

 

[Chickenspleen]

List of things TC is:
-Hillary Clinton
-Albert Wesker
-snorthupsmith of imgur.com
-A loving father of two
-Hitler, probably

 

[13thforsworn]

May the Force be with her.

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-38446753?ocid

 

[Firedemon]

Somehow 2016 found a way to be worse.

... But nope, you can't do it again 2016. You can't possibly be worse than this. Gee, I think the only thing that could be worse is if Trump and Pence both suddenly resigned before even being inaugurated. Yep, Trump and Pence stepping down from being president elect and vice president elect is the only thing that you could do to be any worse 2016. But I know you won't, 2016. Because you can't.

 

[The Hound]

Am I the only one who's feeling apathy at this point with all the celebrity deaths? Either A. I've developed a bad case of Aspergers B. I just really didn't care that much about the last few deaths or C. there's been so many that unless they're as impactful to me as Bowie or Robin Williams it's hard to really be upset. In this case as much as I like Star Wars I was never a big fan of Leia or Carrie Fisher, now if something happened to Mark Hamill I'd be infinitely more upset.

I feel like I'm being a bastard man for not caring more.