Shame I don't see any Right Honorable Justices here, just some guy who used to call himself a Free Roller and let every forumer in here down by becoming the man and doing a janky-ass job of it. Look at yourself.
"Used to?"
Refusing to rig a trial in favor of one side, even if that side was probably the side of justice, is becoming "the man?" [sic]
I look at myself, and see the Right, the Honorable, and the Just. Though it would grieve me to see that the Forums have lost faith in this representation, I am open to holding elections for the title. Regrettably, I would have little to present in my favor besides these last several months of unfailingly Right and Honorable Judgement, and the fact that I don't define "Right and Honorable" as a matter solely decided by "Stuff That I Personally Believe Ought To Happen."
Well, the other option is to bring you up on charges, since claiming that nobody loves me is objectively as false as false gets - I would contradict that by saying that I love me, and as I do not lie (and, here, am not mistaken) clearly that is the case. Or is the "Right Honorable Justice" Easy Rider immune to the law?
All arguments about your probable unacknowledged self-loathing aside, you're stretching the interpretation of that law much harder here than you were with Walrus, and you couldn't even get
him convicted. The Right Honorable Justice Easy Rider maintains a pure and virtuous commitment to the law, and will answer any challenges to the contrary in a fair and open forum court.