Forumer Chat Thread
- Thread starter Colonel Thunder
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It wasn't a poor choice, merely the result of enjoyable ones; I fought and defeated that hangover with the help of ibuprofen, Chinese food and more liquor.
Merry Christmas jags!
Santa's List for the Forums:
TC: A fire extinguisher for his new computer.
Blooky: A second fire extinguisher and a first aid kit.
Easy: A soul, to replace the one the glue factory sucked out of him.
Bob: A trophy for having the second most impressive biceps on the forum.
Tirin: Stomach Pump.
@RECONmaster: Prince 4Ever, an album of Prince's greatest hits published after he died.
Riyant: A list of new excuses for why he can't run Enmity this week.
13th: An autographed picture of shirtless Putin
Danny: A pizza party.
Everybody: Chemotherapy
Also Everybody: A shitton of coal. Because we deserve it (except Coolpool, who gets the spinning rims and new pimp coat he deserves for being such a dope baller and like the sole decent person in this community).
A bit late, but Merry Christmas everyone.
So I lucked out as far as giving gifts goes. My sister wanted a small iPod that she could use at the gym because her old one broke and she hated taking her bulky phone with her. This meant having to go onto Amazon or ebay to find an older discontinued model because they only make the Touch model now. I was left empty handed by Christmas day but she knew I was gonna get her one eventually. The ones I was looking at were all $250+ used or ridiculously priced at $900 if brand new, but I thought I'd have to settle on an over-priced but still affordable used one. I checked one last time on Kijiji (basically Canadian cragislist) and sure enough, at like 10 pm on Christmas day, someone had posted one for $50. I was back home with it before midnight, and it was in pristine condition too. Christmas 'miracle' in my books.
So I lucked out as far as giving gifts goes. My sister wanted a small iPod that she could use at the gym because her old one broke and she hated taking her bulky phone with her. This meant having to go onto Amazon or ebay to find an older discontinued model because they only make the Touch model now. I was left empty handed by Christmas day but she knew I was gonna get her one eventually. The ones I was looking at were all $250+ used or ridiculously priced at $900 if brand new, but I thought I'd have to settle on an over-priced but still affordable used one. I checked one last time on Kijiji (basically Canadian cragislist) and sure enough, at like 10 pm on Christmas day, someone had posted one for $50. I was back home with it before midnight, and it was in pristine condition too. Christmas 'miracle' in my books.
Me: My son is making his parents play that crazy literature club game.
Blooky: Who?
Me: Rondait. He's the one I had with my internet wife.
Blooky: Oh you mean Firedemon?
Me: WHAT!? NO!
And then she smiled and ran out of the room.
Guys please stop speaking to my loved ones.
Blooky: Who?
Me: Rondait. He's the one I had with my internet wife.
Blooky: Oh you mean Firedemon?
Me: WHAT!? NO!
And then she smiled and ran out of the room.
Guys please stop speaking to my loved ones.
Why do you want us all to stop talking to Firedemon?
Did Easy work at a glue factory, or is he secretly a horse?
You could have just posted pictures of someone else's biceps.
Also, don't fuck with me. You know what I can do to horses.
...by accident.
Also, don't fuck with me. You know what I can do to horses.
...by accident.