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Steal Thy Kill

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Then, not to be antagonistic, but how can you still be so fucking shit? My simultaneously-drunk-and-stoned mafia game ups your sober one, and evidently when you're drunk you just ramble like a fuckboy.
At least I can lynch properly #14not15 #AvatarGate2016

Hold your liquor better, you goddamn disgrace.
My bad. I should really work on my tolerance past a dozen beers. You can't be respected as a man unless you can do a full marathon.
 

Lotus

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I think it's pretty obvious that the only viable lynch is Jeroth. Sorry that I was so quiet yesterday. I had some problems with my computer. It wouldn't turn on properly and was having boot issues. Speaking of boot issues, I need to get a new pair because my old ones are worn out. I digress though. Back to the game. I think Jeroth has been really scummy this game because Tirin wasn't scummy even though I thought Tirin was scummy. I'll reread the thread once someone else posts their ideas, but until then I'll think Jeroth is scummy because my scumdar says Jeroth is definitely probably scummy. Lynch Jeroth cause I really think he's scum. What do you think Dunsparce? I'd also like Whitetiger's opinion on who he thinks might be scum. I suppose Jeroth should also defend himself, though his defense won't be very good cause he's scum and I know it. So does Dunsparce. Right, Dunsparce?
 

Easy

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Or you could try covering up the truth with a ghost edit before it gets out. Like Tirin.
 
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Dunsparce

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Lynch Jeroth cause I really think he's scum. What do you think Dunsparce? I'd also like Whitetiger's opinion on who he thinks might be scum. I suppose Jeroth should also defend himself, though his defense won't be very good cause he's scum and I know it. So does Dunsparce. Right, Dunsparce?
Has he even posted yet? And what's with the antagonistic questioning? Do you know something that you aren't telling?

If the SK is dead, then there's only one Mafia, or one of the roles makes you come up as not scum when you die. We better get this lynch right if we're gonna win. Unfortunatly I have no idea who to lynch.
 

Lotus

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Exactly @Dunsparce he's been too quiet at this point, I think, to not be scum.
You probably already know this. I'd tell you to check him, but we're kinda at our last rope here. Trust me. If any of this confuses you, it's because I'm dumb, not scum, which means it has to be Jeroth cause it isn't you and I know it isn't me.
 

Dunsparce

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Exactly @Dunsparce he's been too quiet at this point, I think, to not be scum.
You probably already know this. I'd tell you to check him, but we're kinda at our last rope here. Trust me. If any of this confuses you, it's because I'm dumb, not scum, which means it has to be Jeroth cause it isn't you and I know it isn't me.
Well, the jig is up. I guess we're both cops. I checked Tirin last night, but he turned up dead, and I guess you checked me.

So the choices are WT and Jeroth. WT seems just a little off to me. I'm pretty sure he's embracing his role, but I'm not sure what it is.

Jeroth has been active outside of this thread, but hasn't posted in this game. Maybe his role prevents him from doing that? Oh well, your logic seems fine to me. Better than anything I could come up with.

Lynch Jeroth
YOLO
 

Dunsparce

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Oh you like that post, do ya Lotus? WELL GUESS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER. I'M NOT A COP.


UNLYNCH JEROTH
LYNCH LOTUS
UNLYNCH LOTUS
NOW LYNCH LOTUS AGAIN
 

Lotus

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Wait, wait, wait, @Dunsparce I know you're a cop. You have to be. My entire theory and thought process is wrapped around you being a cop. Just this morning I was going to call you (the cops) to let you know that I'd found some child porn on my computer, after I finished watching it of course, you know, just to make sure it really was child porn and not TirinxTirinxTirinxTirin clone porn. That was in a different folder, but not illegal, so I don't need to report it to you. Come on, @Dunsparce please don't lynch me, bro. We can win this game together, you and I. With your supreme cop prowess and my sub-par to non-existent scum-finding abilities, we're only mostly stoppable to probably conceivably incapable. If we can't do it, nobody else can because only we know that we can do it. Jeroth is scum, not me. But if you think it isn't Jeroth, it might be WT after all. Unlynch Jeroth. I'll go ahead and unlynch and wait for you guys to decide, because I at least know it isn't me and it isn't you, @Dunsparce It's gotta be WT or Jeroth, because everyone else is dead or not me and you, cause we're not scum and we know it.
 

Dunsparce

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Lotus, the only way you would know for absolutely certain that I'm not scum is if either you're a cop, which you aren't, or if you're scum.
 

Lotus

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That is entirely untrue. I know you're the cop, because you're @Dunsparce I can trust you, AND I'm not scum or a cop. If I were, I'd have checked Jeroth for scum, but I can't, because you're the cop. Just trust me. Jeroth hasn't even tried to defend himself yet, like whitetiger said. I also have no defense for myself other than I know that I'm town, and I know that you are town @Dunsparce
 

Dunsparce

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Honestly, I only said I wasn't a cop just to see how you'd react. And also to give Jeroth a chance to defend himself. I didn't want to just hammer him. I'm pretty sure, though, he has a role where he can't post in the thread. We don't have anything to go off of with him.

WT, on the other hand, gives me the willies. Since you and I are pretty much clear, I think we ought to start hammering on him. If he turns out to be innocent, then I'll feel comfortable lynching Jeroth.

Unlynch Lotus
Lynch Whitetiger


@Whitetiger, why shouldn't I lynch you exactly?
 
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