Guns of Icarus Online

Jeroth

Mach Ambassador
Moderator
RIP nothing - Flying Shark Island didn't suddenly die just because we felt like getting on board Wilger's Mother for a while.
Man, you're telling me you want to go back to Flying Shark Island after the destruction that Wilger's Mother can unleash?

I CAN SHOOT MINOTAUR ROUNDS AT A GOLDFISH AND SPIN THEM RIGHT THE FUCK AROUND!

Also, Wilger, this is all in good fun. <3 If it does bother you, just let us know.
 

Easy

Right Honorable Justice
Member
Man, you're telling me you want to go back to Flying Shark Island after the destruction that Wilger's Mother can unleash?
We can't just be riding Wilger's Mother all the time, though, and definitely not on every map. Some of them are way too chock-full of looming obstacles and all kinds of tight corners and narrow passageways that Wilger's Mother has a really hard time squeezing into. Granted, some of that is because I'm still getting used to Galleon; while a Pyramidion like Flying Shark Island has both the helm and the guns at the front of the ship, with Wilger's Mother I have to be constantly paying attention to either side while also driving from the rear, so I end up having to go a lot more slowly as a consequence. Sure, I could just pop a whole bunch of moonshine to go faster if I really need to, but you gotta consider that poor engineer who's going to have to clean it all up afterwards.
 

Easy

Right Honorable Justice
Member
And just what do you expect that little thing to do?
 

Requiem

Well-Known Member
Member
It was never there, so they can't hit it, meaning we can sneak onto their ships and blow them up with hand to hand combat.

If that's not an option, I'm upset.
 

Easy

Right Honorable Justice
Member
As if TC's imaginary scrote ever had any firepower to blow them up with.

Oh, hand-to-hand combat.

Never mind.
 

Requiem

Well-Known Member
Member
We leave TC's scrote and invade like little soldiers. We're the meanwhiles and the never-weres under the lead of the nightmare child.
 

Easy

Right Honorable Justice
Member
But while you're trying to sneak up to their ships, their lookouts are going to spot you metaphorically riding TC's nuts (as usual) and blow all of you to hell with all the firepower from their actual junk.
 

Easy

Right Honorable Justice
Member
Exactly. I said they'd blow you to hell, not that they'd shoot down the Mythical TC Scrote.
 

Easy

Right Honorable Justice
Member
Because you want to be shot to death?
 

Easy

Right Honorable Justice
Member
Aren't you from Texas? Shouldn't be hard to find someone.
 
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