Alright, so I got around to watching Episode VI. Probably my favorite one, since it wrapped up the original trilogy. I had completely forgotten there was a Death Star II, which explains why I have seen images of both the complete and under construction Death Stars. A couple of things;
First, the whole "Leia is your sister" thing was pretty underwhelming. I knew it was coming, so of course the impact of the moment was going to be dampened anyway, but it didn't seem to have the same shock value as "No, I am your father." I could really feel the "OH SHIT, NO FUCKING WAY" that people must have felt when it was revealed that Vader was Luke's father, even though I knew it was coming, but the sister thing did not have any of that at all. It was all like, "SHE'S YOUR SISTER DUDE", and he's like, "Ya, I know". REALLY DUDE?!?! Ya, I get the Force gives you super tingly feelings that let you connect to your family, but I felt like this should have been a bigger moment.
Ewoks are baller. Watching them beat on Stormtroopers was such a joy, it had me smiling from ear to ear the entire time. 10/10, would throw buckets of rocks on my enemies again.
Boba Fett is like the most overhyped character of all time. He's a dude in a cool suit of armour who does nothing. Manz got eaten by a giant wailing tentacle vagina monster in the sand because his jetpack malfunctioned in the process of being useless to protect Jaba the Hutt. That spinoff Disney is doing on him better be fucking awesome, because his death was really fucking lame for a dude who is almost universally loved (or so it seems).
I think that the Emperor's death was kind of odd. Vader literally picked him up and carried him like 15 feet while all he did was shoot lightning into the air. He does end up mortally wounding Vader in the process, but did little to try to save himself. I think a cooler way of killing the emperor would have been if Vader had Force-grabbed Luke's lightsaber and killed the emperor with it, signifying his return to the good side of the Force by using the green and not red lightsaber. It wouldn't really give the emperor a way of also killing Vader, but I guess maybe he could have somehow still electrocuted him somehow. I dunno, that's just my idea.
Actually seeing Star Wars gave me an appreciation for just how cool Darth Vader is as a character. I think he was quite sinister, but he was more complex than just "evil because evil". I liked that he seemed more indentured to the emperor than truly loyal to him. Also, his mask is awesome. Didn't realize it was made up of three pieces.
I'm surprised Lando Calrissian survived the entire series. I was expecting him to die even back when watching Episode V, and I thought he was for sure going to die when destroying the Death Star II, especially when Han said he had a feeling he'd never see the Millennium Falcon again. I guess good job Lando for surviving?
Green squad guy literally 9/11 kamakazied the Super Star Destroyer, resulting in its destruction. Who would have thought that blowing up the command bridge would disable the entire ship, allowing it to collapse into the side of the Death Star? It just doesn't seem possible... Must have been an inside job. Steel beams...
I only realized when Yoda died that Obi-Wan was also dead. I thought he had used some sort of jedi disappearing act to evade Vader's lightsaber in episode IV. His cloak just dropped to ground. No severed body parts. Guess only hands are allowed to be cut off in Star Wars. Whatever, jedis get to be ghosts in the afterlife, so suck it, everyone else. Speaking of ghost jedi, why did George Lucas make me look at Hayden Christensen's (Anakin Skywalker in the prequels) stupid smug face in the remastered version? God damn it George...
All in all, I really enjoyed the original Star Wars trilogy, and I'm glad to be partially up to speed with modern pop culture. I'm pretty tired and it's like 5 am, so if I think of anything else to add, I'll edit this post or make a new one tomorrow.
Now, onto the prequels... *sigh*