Ended TC's "One Poop" Mafia: Town Wins, Turds Awarded

[Tirin]

Neither Req nor Jeroth posted their required quantity of memes for Day 2 before it ended!

THEY BOTH LOSE

I'm not sure if it's even possible to be more disgusted than I am right now.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

I can confirm Easy's willingness to sacrifice himself.

But...I didn't want the only mafia to kill themselves and the SK to kill themselves both on Night 1..

So in the end, 5 players won, 5 players lost. Of those that won, only @Dunsparce and @Lotus were still alive at the end.

Now time for awards!

Please standby.

 

[Requiem]

I'm not sure if it's even possible to be more disgusted than I am right now.

Hard to say. Hey, no more memes though.

 

[Lotus]

I was running out of insults and had to resort to the Dunkey copypasta

I, too, was running out of Whitetiger quotes to insult you with. I know so very few.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Everyone, whether they played in this game or just observed, can vote on the following Poop Mafia awards!

Golden Turd Award: Please state who you think was either the most skilled or most entertaining player throughout this game. Who's presence did you appreciate the most? Please bold your vote for Best Player.

Honorary Dunsparce Award: Please state who you think was the absolute worst this game. Just, the worst. Please bold your vote by voting to Lynch said person.

Your Games Are Shit: Please state whether you want me (or someone else) to do another Poop Mafia sometime again in the next couple months. If you like poop mafia, please say so. If you're sick of Poop Mafia, please Lynch TC

EDIT: The awards had different names before. I changed them just now to be more, uh, thematic.

 

[Whitetiger]

Best Player: TC
Cancerous Fuck: Req
Poop Mafia: Do a poop mafia of ro3 and pally's game. That should last you at least a few years.

 

[Easy]

Best Player: Whitetiger

Lynch Req

Game was fun at times, but we just definitely can't do any more with the goddamn shitty meme spamming.

 

[Lotus]

Best Player: Lotus

Dunsparce: Whitetiger

Lynch the Memes.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

I, for one, feel pretty bad about the meme spam.

Me giving Req an excuse to spam as much cancer as he likes is the most horrific abuse of player agency since, well, since the last game when Tirin was made un-killable.

 

[Dunsparce]

Best Player: Dunsparce

Cancerous Fuck: TC

Poop Mafia: Yes

 

[Tirin]

Me being unkillable ensures a happy ending, which is why I'm so unkillable.

Are you against happy endings, TC?

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Okay jerks, votes don't count if they're for yourselves, sheesh

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Are you against happy endings, TC?

Given my actions in the last real game, and the fact that I've volunteered to host two Poop games, I'm afraid that the evidence points towards me disliking happy endings.

 

[Tirin]

How is Dunsparce dying not a happy ending?

 

[Easy]

Being killed by Easy, no less.

(Of course it was Easy; Tirin has no authority, after all.)

 

[Dunsparce]

;_;

 

[Lotus]

Okay jerks, votes don't count if they're for yourselves, sheesh

So you'd prefer I lie and suggest that someone else played better than I? I don't lie TC, and I don't take kindly to those what would have me do so.

Lynch TC

 

[Easy]

I'm afraid that Whitetiger played a better Tim than you did a Whitetiger, mate.

 

[Tirin]

Being killed by Easy, no less.

(Of course it was Easy; Tirin has no authority, after all.)

You better check yourself before I fucking wreck you.

 

[Requiem]

I, for one, feel pretty bad about the meme spam.

Me giving Req an excuse to spam as much cancer as he likes is the most horrific abuse of player agency since, well, since the last game when Tirin was made un-killable.