I think it's funny that half the players in this game weren't even Jeroth's game on which this is based.
Whatever.
Sending roles out over the course of the next hour.
Whatever.
Sending roles out over the course of the next hour.
Ended TC's Poopy Butthole Mafia: Town Wins, Awards Given!
- Thread starter Colonel Thunder
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Alright, just know that a lot of the humor might be lost on you, since the game's kind of a way of debriefing the one on which it was based.
"I won't even joke lynch TC!"
"The guy above me is scum and I know it!"
"Oh shit, what's my role again?"
"Wait, are you my...teammate?"
"Are they seriously all dead already?"
"Sigh, this again..."
"You jamokes have shit lynches!"
"I'll try not to sound antagonistic this game."
*flies buzzing*
"Oh no, have you seen the news?"
"I won't let it ruin my game!"
Day 1 has begun!
11 players remaining!
6 votes for majority lynch!
"The guy above me is scum and I know it!"
"Oh shit, what's my role again?"
"Wait, are you my...teammate?"
"Are they seriously all dead already?"
"Sigh, this again..."
"You jamokes have shit lynches!"
"I'll try not to sound antagonistic this game."
*flies buzzing*
"Oh no, have you seen the news?"
"I won't let it ruin my game!"
Day 1 has begun!
11 players remaining!
6 votes for majority lynch!
Zircom has been killed!
Zircom has been stabbed, beaten, bludgeoned, burned, raped, impaled, electrocuted, poisoned, crushed, thrown off a cliff, run over by a car, drowned, choked, and stabbed again!
It seems that during the non-existent Night 0, he was targeted by literally every player ever, many of which weren't even playing in this game!
But oddly enough, it was the cancer that killed him.
Day 1 continues!
10 players remaining!
6 votes for majority lynch!
Zircom has been stabbed, beaten, bludgeoned, burned, raped, impaled, electrocuted, poisoned, crushed, thrown off a cliff, run over by a car, drowned, choked, and stabbed again!
It seems that during the non-existent Night 0, he was targeted by literally every player ever, many of which weren't even playing in this game!
But oddly enough, it was the cancer that killed him.
Day 1 continues!
10 players remaining!
6 votes for majority lynch!
I better not see any memes out of you guys, I want this to be a good game, untainted by your bullshit.
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Danny
Guest
Unregsistered User
You can't tell me what to do.
It seems as if this is the perfect time to break the news to @RECONmaster that prince has died.
I'd like to confirm: I don't know how to play. Honestly, my role is just too complicated for me. I've got some real life stuff going on right now, which is my flimsy justification for why I won't be posting a lot. If you need me, I'll be livestreaming.
(how did I do?)
(how did I do?)
Not sure if an actual post or if themed by your role. Either way, it's been a while now since the memes. Even in the game this is based on there wasn't any memes. Seems the lady doth protest too much.
That said, whatever lynch idea you fucks come up with can't possibly be the right one.
Case in point, obviously not the right lynch. Killing Tirin on day 1 before he ever even gets the chance to succeed is a bad idea. Don't you know he's the sovereign son of mafia legends?
Oh, I thought we were lynching already. My bad.
Unlynch Tirin.
I'll hold off lynching til you guys talk some more. Someone might say something important. I still think Tirin is scummy though, and will be my lynch today unless someone says something important to change my lynch.
Unlynch Tirin.
I'll hold off lynching til you guys talk some more. Someone might say something important. I still think Tirin is scummy though, and will be my lynch today unless someone says something important to change my lynch.
I'm not working with Tirin, I just know that he's not a viable day 1 lynch. That should be painfully obvious, because he always survives and he's always right. He's never wrong about mafia stuff. That's crazy that you would think he's worth lynching at all, Dunsparce. Pretty damn scummy too.
Tirin: 1 (Dunsparce)
Dunsparce: 1 (Tirin)
6 to lynch
Dunsparce: 1 (Tirin)
6 to lynch
@RECONmaster @Requiem @Tirin @Tag Ross @Jeroth @Dunsparce @Lotus @Danny @Whitetiger
Listen up, you popsicles. I know FOR A FACT that Thunderclaw is mafia scum. I was calibrating my scumdar during night 0 and found out that HE IS THE TURD THAT MURDERED THE BIGGEST MAJOR LOSS THE TOWN HAS EVER HAD. I know this may come as a surprise to you guys (especially you, @RECONmaster) but, because of Thunderclaw, Prince is dead.
Thunderclaw is confirmed scam. However, I strongly advise that nobody lynch him. Lynching him now is too humane a punishment (and, more importantly, I agreed not to lynch him). Instead, we should all poop inside his butthole.
Poop Thunderclaw
Listen up, you popsicles. I know FOR A FACT that Thunderclaw is mafia scum. I was calibrating my scumdar during night 0 and found out that HE IS THE TURD THAT MURDERED THE BIGGEST MAJOR LOSS THE TOWN HAS EVER HAD. I know this may come as a surprise to you guys (especially you, @RECONmaster) but, because of Thunderclaw, Prince is dead.
Thunderclaw is confirmed scam. However, I strongly advise that nobody lynch him. Lynching him now is too humane a punishment (and, more importantly, I agreed not to lynch him). Instead, we should all poop inside his butthole.
Poop Thunderclaw
I swear to God, pooping inside someone's butthole is not even a requirement for his role, Walrus what the fuck
Okay enough of that shit.
Lynch Walrus.
Lynch Walrus.