"Ah, Coolpool, my friend!" says Walrus, walking up to Coolpool.
"What do you want, Walrus?" asks Coolpool. "I'm kind of busy."
"Oh, I'm just hoping to talk!" says Walrus. "May I walk with you?"
"I guess," says Coolpool. "Just keep your distance. And be careful, there's a lot of traps down this path. They usually contain loot though, so that's what I'm doing."
"I will be happy to join you!" says Walrus.
The two of them begin walking down the forest path together. Coolpool keeps an eye out for traps while Walrus blabbers on.
--
"Okay guys," says Recon. "I realize we've all had a bad time so far, and the groups have been pretty awful. But that ends now, I feel good about this group."
"Danny," says Recon, gesturing towards Danny. "You've ran a community before. You're good at working with others."
"Um, that literally ended with the forum raining blood," says Danny. "And that was one of the better things that happened."
"Point is," says Recon. "You have experience running communities. So if I die, our group still has somewhere to look. That's a strength."
"Dragonruby," says recon, gesturing towards Druby. "I uh, actually don't know much about you. But I think you're a fair bit tougher than you tend to let on. And even better, you know that Easy's wounded, and you know his most recent location. That's helpful."
"Uh, thanks," says Druby.
"Tag Ross," says Recon, gesturing towards Tag. "You're literally the most under appreciated person on the forum. I've seen you work, I know you can fix anything and everything with almost no tools. If we come across some complex gear, you're our best shot at getting it to work right."
Tag nods respectfully.
"TC," says Recon, gesturing towards TC. "Your dopey optimism is usually a liability, but for whatever reason you've darkened up a bit, and I think it's really helped your resolve to do well."
"The fish had already begun eating his corpse," mumbles TC, staring into the distance.
"Rrrrright," says Recon. "Anyways, you all know the plan. Easy is a major power player, he's wounded, and we know where he's probably at. Best case scenario, we convince him to join our team, and together we find a way to escape this arena. Worst case scenario, we kill him, and then all we have to worry about is Stealthy, and Coolpool's freaky-ass gun."
Danny, Druby, Tag Ross, and TC all nod in agreement.
"Right," says Recon, standing up. "Let's go raid his camp!"
--
"Now, please tell me again while you're all here," says Stealthy, taking yet another swig from the flask a sponsor had sent him.
"Because Stealthy is the best, and if we oppose him we'll die even quicker than we otherwise would," say Firedemon, Tolvan, and the Hound in unison, just as Stealthy instructed them.
"Good, I'm glad we have that down," says Stealthy. His three new minions are lined up in front of him, and he begins inspecting them.
"Firedemon," says Stealthy. "Tell me why you're good enough to be my servant."
"Well, at first I teamed up with Danny, Dunsparce, Lotus, and Druby," says FD. "Then when they were distracted I stole all their shit and ran away. Then I teamed up with Walrus, TC, Andy, and Jeroth. Then when
they were distracted, I stole all of their shit and ran away too."
"Not bad," says Stealthy. "You have way too much gear and it's slowing you down, but you'll make a fine minion if you keep up that level of bastardry. Now, Bob?"
"Uh, what?" says Bob.
"Tell me why I should let you serve me," says Stealthy.
"Because..." says Bob, floundering. "You know that I'm not clever enough to successfully betray you?"
"Accurate, but rubbish," says Stealthy. "I'm not convinced, I'll be back for you later. And lastly, Tolvan."
"Yes sir!" says Tolvan.
"You barely know who I am," says Stealthy. "Why did you want to be my minion?"
"Well," says Tolvan. "Easy said you would probably be really good at this Hunger Games thing, and after Easy kicked me off his team, I thought maybe it would be a good idea to join yours."
"And why did Easy kick you off his team?" asks Stealthy.
"Because I shot Lotus and Whitetiger and Tirin in the head," says Tolvan. "And I guess that made Easy nervous."
Stealthy laughs so loudly it startles his three recruits. They have never seen him so amused.
"Oh, that's golden," says Stealthy, wiping away a tear. "You're worth keeping around for comedic value alone."
"B-but I'm not kidding," says Tolvan.
Stealthy stares at Tolvan, still smiling. Suddenly, a look of terror and bewilderment crosses Stealthy's face. It's quickly replaced by a more neutral expression.
"Of course you're not kidding!" says Stealthy. "I believe you, I...really do. Anyways, for your first assignment, I want the three of you to go kill Jeroth for me. His camp's about two clicks south of here. I'll even give the one to kill him an extra bathroom break. Now go, scatter!"
Firedemon, Bob, and Tolvan begin running towards Jeroth's camp.
Stealthy sits down and collects his thoughts.
"No...it...it couldn't be..."
--
"I better get moving," says Easy, using a fresh set of leaves as makeshift bandages for his shoulder wound. It's not healing well. "I'm gonna be really pissed if this is what kills me," says Easy. Easy begins carving a path through the jungle using his own sword, and the sword that had previously belonged to Tirin.
--
"And then when I woke up, Firedemon stole all our stuff, and everyone else was gone!" says Walrus.
"Walrus, I know you're just trying to pass the time, but I'm trying to focus here," says Coolpool as he defuses another landmine.
"But don't worry!" says Walrus. "You are a young and impressionable man, Coolpool! I'm sure I'll be able to teach you the ways of Walrus logic, and then you'll be smart and successful, like me!"
Coolpool reaches into his backpack to grab his laser pistol, then takes a deep breath and gets back to defusing the landmine.
--
Shizno wakes up in the middle of the afternoon.
"Oh. I'm still alive," says Shizno.
Shizno feels a breeze that's particularly...breeze-y.
"Wait a second..." says Shizno, looking down. "Hey! Where are my pants!"
--
Dunsparce tries cooking a squirrel he had killed. He is wearing a pair of pants on his head.
"Not gonna lie," says Dunsparce aloud to no one in particular. "I just thought it be funny. Even if it was antagonistic."
--
"Enjoy the food!" says Andy, reading the note that came attached to his parachute.
Andy opens the silver container and finds some of the worst smelling and worst looking food he's ever seen.
"Gross, what the hell is this!?" says Andy, throwing the food away from his. "My favorite food is pizza! Why would someone send me that garbage? Is that supposed to be prison food? Is this an Australia joke? Bloody bastards."
--
"Doesn't look like anybody's here," says Recon, as he and his group inspect Easy's prior camp. "I guess he left already."
"Here's where Tirin pinned him to a tree," says Druby. "And there's the three bodies, like I told you."
"What's this?" says TC, pointing to a clearing in the forest. "It looks like someone carved a new path through the forest."
"Easy must have gone that way," says Tag Ross. "Should we follow him?"
"Hey, who the fuck did this!" shouts Danny, walking towards the group with a sponsor container. "Everybody knows, I FUCKING HATE PIZZA!"
Danny throws the silver container on the ground, spilling a pepperoni pizza into the dirt.
"My favorite food is fine British cuisine!" shouts Danny. Whoever sent me a pizza is going to PAY!"
"Maybe it was Team Dash?" suggests Druby.
Danny's eye twitches, and he stares into the sky and
begins screaming as buried memories return to him. A few droplets of red rain fall from the sky, and Danny runs off into the distance, still screaming angrily.
"So uh...now what?" asks Druby.
--
After many long hours, Artist finally succeeds in creating a wooden spear using just an old tree branch and a tiny pocketknife.
"It's not exactly a sword, but it'll do!" says Artist proudly.
--
"Huh, that's weird," says Jeroth, walking around a former campsite. "It looks like Recon and Danny were here. Probably TC and Druby too. Maybe Tag Ross?"
Jeroth looks around for useful gear but finds nothing.
"Man, this stinks," says Jeroth. "I just want to get one piece of good gear. Just one, and I'll be happy."
Jeroth hears a scream in the distance.
"Uh oh," says Jeroth. "I know that scream."
Jeroth quickly begins moving away from the direction of the scream.
"Sounds like a pizza party."
--
"Stupid other forumers," says Req, desperately trying to fish with a trident. "I know! Let's steal all of Req's gear! Leave him with nothing but a stupid trident! Pfft. Stupid."
Req continues to talk about his feelings for a couple of hours.
Fishing is good for that sort of thing.
--
"Aw man," says Bob. "It looks like Jeroth already left his camp."
"Not much of a camp really," says Firedemon. "Basically just a hole in the ground where he slept. He doesn't have any gear. Mostly because I stole it all."
"Well, maybe he's still around here somewhere?" suggests Tolvan. "If we pull together as a team, I'm sure we can still-"
"Screw it, I'm out," says Bob, who begins walking away.
"Yeah, me too," says Firedemon, who begins walking away with a shiny new sword he found.
"Wait, guys!" says Tolvan. "Come on, you don't want to disappoint Stealthy!"
Firedemon and Bob walk away in separate directions.
"Aw, I thought we had a good thing going here," says Tolvan, disappointed.
A few seconds pass.
"Uh oh," says Tolvan, feeling the now empty sheath on his thigh. "Did Firedemon just steal my sword?"
--
"Whoohoohooho!" says Firedemon, running as fast as he can while carrying several armloads of gear, now including a sword.
--
Easy slices through some thick ferns and steps into a clearing.
He sees Stealthy sitting next to a campfire.
"Heyyyy," says Stealthy, waving to Easy. "Easy, c'mon over here!"
Easy expects a trap, but detects none. It's clear from the large flask in Stealthy's hand, and Stealthy's very demeanor, that he is completely plastered.
"Stealthy?" says Easy, cautiously approaching arguably the forum's smartest man. "Are you drunk? What's going on?"
"I've seen this place *hic* before," stammers Stealthy. He points to his head. "In my mind."
"What are you talking about?" asks Easy.
"I made this arena, Easy, I made this game!" says Stealthy.
"I'm confused," says Easy. "This isn't some kind of hallucination. You realize that, right? This is real."
"Oh. Yep. Yahhhh it's real," says Stealthy. "For us, anyways. Not like it matters. I didn't know. I...I don't even think they know, at least not yet."
"Why are you like this?" asks Easy. "You're going to get yourself killed. I had half a mind to kill you when I saw you."
"We're all going to get killed," laughs Stealthy. "We're just toys. And machines. And he's a perfect man. An unbeatable machine. Hell bent on..."
Stealthy dozes off.
"Stay with me," says Easy, lightly slapping Stealthy's face.
"He's real," smiles Stealthy. "Fourteen."
Easy stands up and takes a step back.
"That's impossible," says Easy.
"Mach was a new community, and he waaaaas a new face," says Stealthy. "The prodigal's son has returned."
Stealthy begins laughing, then stops and meets eyes with Easy.
"You know what you must do," says Stealthy.
Easy nods, then turns to leave.
"Good luck out there, Rock," says Stealthy. "You'll need it."
Easy stop for a moment. He walks back towards Stealthy and drops one of his swords at his side.
Easy walks away.
--
The sun is beginning to set. Coolpool, now with a plethora of gear and equipment, walks back towards the main forest. Walrus is close in ow, still blabbering on.
"If you work very very hard, you can be like me one day," says Walrus. "Leading successful groups, being a famous mayor, and who knows, people might even take you seriously!"
"People take me seriously," grumbles Coolpool.
"Ha! No they don't!" says Walrus. "Why, your silly Choose Your Own Adventure threads never even get off the ground!"
Coolpool stops in his tracks.
"Most everyone sees you as this aimless kid," says Walrus. "With an occasionally good idea, but bogged down by consistent mediocrity and poor execution."
Coolpool clenches his fists.
"That's why you should be more like me! Then maybe you'll go somewhere in life, instead of just wasting your potentia-OOF!"
Coolpool tuns around and punches Walrus hard in the stomach. Walrus doubles over in pain.
"You know Walrus," says Coolpool. "If I wanted to be taken more seriously, you're the last person I would emulate! You're obnoxious and arrogant and incredibly annoying, and believe me, there's a lot of people on the forum that fit that description, yet you seem to be the best at it!"
Coolpool kicks Walrus in the side.
"And in case you weren't paying attention to the announcement at the beginning," says Coolpool. "Only the last survivor gets to go home! We're in a battle to the death! But you've spent the last two days trying to restart your pathetic re-election campaign for some stupid reason!"
Coolpool bashes Walrus' head against a rock several times.
"I don't know why I put up with you for so long," says Coolpool. "You're worthless."
Coolpool begins walking away as Walrus groans.
"Coolpool..." groans Walrus.
Coolpool begins digging in his backpack. He pulls out his laser pistol and a deactivated landmine.
"I'm sorry..." says Walrus, struggling to stay conscious.
Coolpool reactivates the fist-sized landmine.
"I was...trying to make you a...stronger person," says Walrus.
"You succeeded," says Coolpool, throwing the landmine towards Walrus and shooting it mid-flight with his laser pistol.
The resulting explosion reduces Walrus to a bloody smear on the ground, and the area around his desecrated remains are scorched with fire and soot.
Coolpool continues walking, alone at last.
END OF DAY 2