Motion granted.
@Colonel Thunder , your willingness to avoid wasting valuable administrative time and resources on this matter would perhaps favor a lighter sentence; however, your apparent lack of conscience or apology for your illicit behavior offsets that influence. Ultimately, I sentence you to a fine of $1.25 USD, (payable via forum donation, along with your parking tickets) - or, a half-penny for every time that you've made me cringe in disgust, with your terrible punslinging, over the course of the past year.
This CONCLUDES the case of Thunderclaw v. Firedemon. Court is now adjourned, pending any future cases to be held.