Ended The Great War - Mafia 1917 [SCUM WIN]

[Chickenspleen]

Gee, Chickenspleen, what an astute observation. Clearly you've figured out all the scum in this game from TC being incompetent. Ignore that four scum out of eleven is imba as shit, especially since (presumably) more than one of them has an ability.

It was a joke response to a joke post, dude. I’m pretty sure I made it clear in my wall of text that Anatron is the only one of those four that I’m really suspicious of right now. You seem to be seeing my post as some veiled accusation, but that’s not what I’m doing.

 

[Easy]

And with all this talk of ships, Tag is obviously the British Empire.

Huh. That's actually a good catch. Informed the scum on that, but hey. Informed me also, which is alright.

But I do agree that Easy's quietness seems a little uncharacteristic - albeit relieving after that novel you fuckers wrote last game - and Null's panic OMGUS and severe bandwagoning are highly suspicious as I mull this over more.

2/10 would not admire again.

>"Easy's suspicious if he talks a lot and suspicious if he doesn't."
>"I have shit taste in sunrises."
Fuck you, FD.

 

[Tag_Ross]

And with all this talk of ships, Tag is obviously the British Empire.

Pfft, you're just seeing patterns where there are none.

 

[Firedemon]

Pfft, you're just seeing patterns where there are none.

You would know, Mr. "My country is gonna crack all the codes in the sequel", wouldn't you?

 

[Easy]

...pretty sure that country isn't in this game.

 

[Firedemon]

Tomorrow I want to probe into some still open questions such as FD being absent despite claiming he was excited to be more active in this game.

This is not what I claimed. LYNCH TC HARDER

Seriously now, I have no real comments on Easy's... masterpost. However.

...pretty sure that country isn't in this game.

Enigma wasn't the only code, Mr. "My country doesn't even exist or matter until the sequel".

I don't feel Chickenspleen really said much besides summarizing everything that happened and I have nothing to add beyond what Tirin responded. I might have something to say depending on how Null flips. Guess the day is just dragging now, so let's get this over with.

Unlynch TC Lynch Null

 

[Colonel Thunder]

I anticipate mighty value.

 

[AndyM03]

I'm on the bus but end day post incoming

 

[AndyM03]

Day 1 is over!

Null Hypothesis has been lynched. He was...

Spoiler: Null - The UK

The United Kingdom

Entente Nation
“I think a curse should rest on me because I love this war. I know it’s smashing and shattering the lives of thousands every moment, and yet I can’t help it — I enjoy every second of it.”
Winston Churchill, 1916

The Empire on which the sun never sets. From the British Isles you plan your campaign against the Central powers. Utilising your global empire and Royal Navy will be integral to the Entente’s victory. Your unique geographical position gives you more focused choices to make each night. The choices are as follows:

1. British Intelligence: Investigate a player and discover their Abilities.

2. The Gallipoli Campaign: Securing access to the Dardanelles will allow the Entente to supply Russia throughout both invasion and revolution. If successful, [REDACTED]
This campaign is very risky and only has a 1/6th chance of success. It can only be attempted once.

These two abilities rely on the player Japan. If they fail you, these powers will be limited or have side effects as described.

3. Blockade: Block a player from performing a night action. If Japan does not assist you, the Isles will be undefended. Other players will not be able to protect you this night and you can be lynched by one less vote tomorrow.

4. Rally the Commonwealth: Your lynch vote counts as two for the next day. If Japan does not assist you, this has a 50% chance of success.

You are allowed to try and communicate with Japan, but must do so discretely.

You win when the Central Powers and other threats to the world are defeated.

The central powers couldn't invade, but I guess those Irish did a number on them.

Night 1 has begun. Submit night actions in a timely manner plz.

 

[Easy]

Seriously now, I have no real comments on Easy's... masterpost. However.

Hey, don't also get all mad because my quote farm was better than yours.

Enigma wasn't the only code, Mr. "My country doesn't even exist or matter until the sequel".

Yeah, well, A) that point doesn't matter, and B) my country may not have existed until after the prequel to the sequel, but it sure as hell hadn't ceased to matter, whereas yours never mattered in the first place wait shit, I was thinking of Tirin's country. You're the guy whose country just never existed, 'cause Texas is full of wannabe-rebels rather than the genuine article.

 

[Tirin]

Hooooly shit, Null, don't try to roleclaim cop or anything. What the fuck was that!?

 

[Easy]

Oh, shit.

Seriously, what the fuck. That dude had SO much more power than me, and...

FUCK.

 

[Firedemon]

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Well, guess we ain't gonna get a Gallipoli Campaign. Of course, if there's a Gallipoli Campaign... Ottomans are still here? RIP Andy's World History grade.

 

[AndyM03]

Ottomans are still here? RIP Andy's World History grade.

Tell you what's fucked? I thought the great war started in 1916 for some reason., Turns out I'm a dickhead.

My history's pretty good but, fight me.

 

[Tirin]

I thought the great war started in 1916 for some reason.

 

[AndyM03]

And yet I still knew the end year.
Look cuz the only date I remember is 1467 never forget fuck you ottomans
Edit: 1453 feel free to make fun of me

 

[Easy]

And yet I still knew the end year.
Look cuz the only date I remember is 1467 never forget fuck you ottomans
Edit: 1453 feel free to make fun of me

You're an idiot dumb Andy, that's what you are. What a dumb Andy!

 

[Chickenspleen]

What even happened in 1467?

 

[AndyM03]

What even happened in 1467?

1467 sounds a lot like 1453 in drunk Andy's head. And hey, the Battle of Brustem: Charles the Bold defeats the Prince-Bishopric of Liège. Hasn't everyone heard of it?

 

[Null Hypothesis]

Hooooly shit, Null, don't try to roleclaim cop or anything. What the fuck was that!?

Not going to post any more since I'm dead, but I honestly didn't think role claiming day one would have helped my case at all.