Ended TC's Poopy Butthole Mafia: Town Wins, Awards Given!

[Requiem]

I became his bae only recently, well after calmly telling him to stop posting that pic.

It sounds like you're just trying to come between me and my bae.

TC, modkill him even harder.

 

[Tirin]

Requiem has been modkilled, for implying I'm a bitch!

Great role, great modkill. 11/10.

Thankfully, due to the Walrus' role it's clear that Stealthy is the antagonistic one here. So... Unlynch Dunsparce, and Lynch Stealthy. If you don't lynch Stealthy, you're confirmed for the antagonist in this game!

 

[Lotus]

I dunno. I'd like to hear Stealthy's defense before I make up my mind. I still think you're pretty scummy, Tirin.

I dunno though, I'll make up my mind eventually.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Stealthy: 2 (WT, Tirin)

4 votes to lynch

 

[Tag_Ross]

Oh, that's right. Req died like a bitch.

 

[Requiem]

*shrug*

I had to emulate Tirin's mafia persona in some fashion.

 

[Easy]

Nice redirect, Req.

 

[Steal Thy Kill]

Zircom has been killed!

Zircom has been stabbed, beaten, bludgeoned, burned, raped, impaled, electrocuted, poisoned, crushed, thrown off a cliff, run over by a car, drowned, choked, and stabbed again!

It seems that during the non-existent Night 0, he was targeted by literally every player ever, many of which weren't even playing in this game!

But oddly enough, it was the cancer that killed him.

Day 1 continues!

10 players remaining!

6 votes for majority lynch!

Too real

Not trying to be antagonistic here, but Stealthy hasn't been instagibbed in Mafia even half as many times as I have! The only reason I live a lot of the time is because the sheer aggro makes me nearly unlynchable.

You quit after like four games of getting killed first night on Urealms. I STUCK AROUND SO LONG THEY WERE KILLING ME IN GAMES I WASN'T EVEN IN. GET OFF YOUR OWN DICK AND GET ON MY LEVEL.

BITCH.

 

[Steal Thy Kill]

OKAY ACTUALLY READ THROUGH THIS SHIT

AND WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS KILLED WALRUS WITHOUT ME

AND I AM TOTES NOT MAF. LIKE SRSLY.

AND SRSLY FUCK YOU ALL FOR KILLING WALRUS WITHOUT ME. PRETTY SURE THAT KILLING WALRUS IS A VERY LARGE PORTION OF MY FORUM PERSONA. CAUSE I'VE DONE IT MULTIPLE TIMES. AND IT'S ALWAYS DESERVED.

WHATEVER. I WAS TOLD THAT WALRUS WAS MAF AND CLEARLY THAT WASN'T THE CASE AND TC WAS TRYING TO MAKE WALRUS AND I DIE IN A TRULY DRAMATIC FASHION EXCEPT, ACCORDING TO EXPECTATIONS, WALRUS DIED SO EARLY YOU'D THINK HE WAS SEAN BEAN. THANKFULLY SINCE HE'S ALREADY DEAD I FULFILLED THE CONDITION OF "DON'T LYNCH FD DAY 1 BECAUSE TC WAS AN IDIOT AND AGREED TO A CEASE FIRE IN THE ACTUAL GAME".

 

[Steal Thy Kill]

OKAY WHATEVER REQ'S ROLE IS SO UP TIRIN'S TIGHT ASS THAT HE'S EITHER TIRIN OR A PEN OR DUNSPARCE. OR BOTH.

 

[Steal Thy Kill]

LOTUS IS SO CAUTIOUS I'D THINK HE'S ME EXCEPT HE'S ALIVE SO CLEARLY HE ISN'T.

 

[Steal Thy Kill]

AND WHY ARE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE DEAD PRINCE. WHO CARED ABOUT DORAN MARTELL. FUCKING DAVID BOWIE, LIKE, SRSLY, WAY MORE SAD. #RIPOBERYON'SBROTHER.

 

[Requiem]

Just so you know, Walrus killed himself alongside Danny. It was part of their roles.

 

[Steal Thy Kill]

am drunk still unhappy

 

[Requiem]

Oh, you're drunk. Hang in there, trooper.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

...

Is Stealthy drunk?

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Oh, well there we go then.

 

[Null Hypothesis]

Stealthy drunk posts are great.

 

[Colonel Thunder]

Welcome to the forum, new Tropag!

 

[Steal Thy Kill]

Last time I got pretty drunk and got decided to post on Mach I offered to podcast with TC.

So far so good.