“Why do you have a yellow car? Yellow is, like, the ugliest color.”
“Yeah, the fact that it’s the ugliest color is precisely the reason my car is yellow! I’m the only one who doesn’t have to look at it! It’s like a big middle finger to everyone on the road, and they just gotta deal with it!”
Dunsparce and Senpai, having apparently formed an alliance, set off for Requiem’s house to appropriate the cookie.
“So what’s the deal with all these super powers you guys seem to have?”
There was once a powerful artifact known as the McGuffin, which held all the power in the universe, but one day somebody broke it, and all the elemental forces inside it went to posses whoever represented the element the best. Each element seems to come in pairs of two. Yin and Yang. Good and Evil. Time and Space. The forumer who was the most relentless became the hero of time, you already know him, Tirin. The forumer who was the most fickle became the hero of space. That's Requiem, with the ability to teleport at will.
"So what's your power then?"
"I, my mistress, am the hero of void. I have an endless hungering void inside me, and I can create voids in other people. In other words, I can steal people's powers."
"So you're like Sylar from Heroes?"
"... Yeah. It's kinda the weakest element on its own, but that doesn't matter because I have a secret weapon. My juju."
"What the hell is a juju?"
A juju is a mystical artifact that exists in an ontological loop. It is destined to one day be sent back in time and go through all the events that led to it getting sent back in time again. A juju has no true beginning and no true end. Because of this, jujus, much like us forumers, are not beholden to the same laws of nature as everything else. They tend to have some amazing power or enchantment, and are indestructible, or at least are destined to never get destroyed.
"Is the cookie a juju?"
"Nope. It's just a regular cookie. Anyway, here we are."
Dunsparce pulls in to Requiem's driveway, gets out, and opens the trunk. He retrieves his juju, which just so happens to be AN ASSAULT RIFLE THAT NEVER RUNS OUT OF BULLETS.
"Wait, doesn't having a juju mean that you'll have to get rid of it some day? And you'll have to work with Tirin to send it back?"
"Yeah but presumably I won't send it back until I get a better one, and Tirin is actually pretty cool about stuff like that. 'Specially if it's to protect the timeline."
Dunsparce points his juju at the door and shoots an absolutely absurd number of bullets at it, until it opens. Then he keeps shooting through the door. And keeps shooting. He keeps shooting until there's no door in the universe that wouldn't be torn down by now, and then he shoots a little bit more.
"Do you think that's enough?"
"It'll have to do. My trigger finger's tired."
They enter Req's house and find a pool of blood and lead, with a cookie floating in the middle.
"Here's your cookie, m'lady." *tips fedora*
Senpai's cookie. Also, Dunsparce gets Req's space powers.